Sisters

Sisters

DVD - 2016
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The story of two disconnected sisters summoned home to clean out their childhood bedroom before their parents sell the family house. Looking to recapture their glory days, they throw one final high-school-style party for their classmates, which turns into the cathartic rager that a bunch of ground-down adults really need.
Publisher: Universal City, CA :, Universal Studios Home Entertainment,, [2016]
Copyright Date: ©2015
Branch Call Number: DVD COMEDY SIS
Characteristics: 1 videodisc (118 min.) : sound, color ; 4 3/4 in
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Alternative Title: Sisters unrated

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bpmetzelaar
Jul 28, 2018

You'll cringe. Not only at the nonsensical vulgarity, but at the wasted talents of two successful, gifted comedians choosing to do this film and the time you'll waste seeing it.

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Nooksack20
Mar 27, 2018

A really bad movie with two really bad lead actresses who need to stick to standup comedy for those who will pay to see them. It stunk.

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ThomasJWhiting
Mar 01, 2018

VERY GOOD 2015 whack comedy with terrific performances by Tina and Amy and rest of the cast.
I AM a bit surprised how well this admittedly rather crude/vulgar language movie worked for me and can understand how it would turn off lots of folks.
Glad I watched it.

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AliceGiraffe
Feb 05, 2018

I watched it all the way through to see if it had any redeeming qualities. No. It was a series of "gags" that by themselves were somewhat funny, but a whole movie of gags barely held together with a story line....not funny. Most of the humor was crude. Please don't let your kids see it.

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divinedivine
Jan 29, 2018

Loved this movie a good story line. fun and funny for most of the movie.

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gurujr
Jan 22, 2018

Two words: more editing. It was too long or it felt way too long. Main gag was girls talking dirty or trying to talk "street". Whooppee. Laughs are there but it takes a long time to from one the next.

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gnomenut
Jan 21, 2018

The perfect film to bring home when you have the flu, and you want something you can sleep through, and restart, and sleep through again, without feeling you missed anything. It's just another clichéd entry in the house-party [house-wrecking] genre, this time peppered with penis and vagina jokes, along with one lame and over-played rectum gag. The most interesting thing about this film, and the only surprise, is that my copy came with a 'Staff Picks' sticker on it, which does leave me stunned...

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amoby
May 05, 2017

This is the 2016 Tina Fey & Amy Poehler comedy movie. It is just what you would expect so why bother to watch it and then give it a bad rating.

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lmabadie
Apr 07, 2017

A waste of time.

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klbrooker40
Mar 13, 2017

Very predictable and not very funny. Pass.

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jimg2000
Oct 29, 2016

***Warning Profanity***
You. You know, you're the type of badass that I was susceptible to in my youth. I used to make out with my Stretch Armstrong doll, so this is, like, a full circle moment for me.
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Danger. Walk away. That's a black diamond slope.
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I lost a whole bunch of weight recently. Like, 70 pounds.
-Wow. That's great. Yeah, it's a lot.
All right, tell me something else.
-On, uh...I got divorced.
So, you lost, like, 200 pounds.
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-Did you lose weight to gain self-confidence?
No. I think I lost the weight so I could gain a better view of my perfect penis. I missed the little guy. Not little. Medium. I miss the medium guy.
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Hey. How's everything going?
-I'm crushing it.
How's the man-harvest going?
-James is so hot. My high school heart cramp has turned into a heart-on. I have a heart-on for him.
I have a raging heart-on.

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jimg2000
Oct 29, 2016

***Warning Profanity***
What'chu want? I got ketamine, meth, MDMA, Adderall, Bromo-Dragonfly, heroin, coke, crack, codeine, oxys, percs, vikes, PCP, LSD, Dilaudid, mescaline, mushrooms, bath salts, cortisone, Toradol. I got molly. I got her sister Sandra. I got big Frank. I got birth control. I got Plan B. I got that morphine from China they took off the market. Shxt to make your click hard. Shzt to make your dick soft. shx'll find your dick. That shxt there's from Kenya. Supposed to be a scurvy cure for silverback gorillas, but for humans, it just makes them violently masturbate.
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The other day, I saw this old lady looking at me through a window on the street, and I felt bad for her, you know? I waved at her, and she waved back at me, and then I realized that was just my reflection. It was just me and my old beef jerky face. Why does time do that to faces?

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jimg2000
Oct 29, 2016

***Warning Profanity***
Dan and Kim. You got four kids, and from what I can thin slice from your Christmas letters, they're wangs. ... Kelly! Your profile pic is a low-fat Mexican casserole. Yeah, it is. Rob, when was the last time you danced with the night air hitting your nips? Guns N' Roses. Citrus Bowl, 1991. Don't you wanna feel that carefree again? Just, like, balls deep in joy? Yes! Yeah. Where'd them balls go? What are you doing? I'm being your hype man. Great. It's not too late. The young you still lives inside you. Just like shingles, y'all. We used to party in this house like animals because we thought we would never die. I say, tonight, we party like Vikings because we know we could die tomorrow! Let's light a boat on fire! Tonight is my gift to you! Drink up and run with scissors tonight, because Mama got you.
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Oh, pulling out the granddaughter card. God damn it. All right, I'll give you two weeks to fix it up and then I'm torching it for insurance.

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jimg2000
Oct 29, 2016

***Warning Profanity***
I hate keeping secrets. Especially from my sister. It gives me guilt diarrhea.
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God. We need, like, a little less "Forever 21" and a little more "Suddenly 42."
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Kelly! Ugh! When did we all get so old? I mean, at least the women are making an effort,
but the men here? Look like they're being slowly poisoned.
-I think it's about how you feel, right? Done. You know? Best days behind us. Right, guys'?
I don't know. You might live like another eight or 10 years, Kelly. You don't wanna be looking at it like that. Chase was like a 10-pound baby. So when he came out of there, I mean' it was ...
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Life is about challenges and shadows and corners and feeling weird.
-You are so full of shit, that I'm gonna buy you Pull-Ups.

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jimg2000
Oct 29, 2016

***Warning Profanity***
Obviously, it's the gay men who have the great party ideas. I wish being gay was a choice because I
always did like that shorts and boots look.
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I never met a Brayla before. (Now I know what a Brayla is!)
-I know, like, three.
Oh, so you're trending. God bless.
-You know, it's a lot of under teat but I think I'm getting away with it.
Also it's, um, on backwards.
-You think?
Yeah.
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How's it going in there?
-I don't get this dress. One of my apples keeps rolling out of the bag.
-But I like the story it tells with the fringe.
You're gonna have to rock a thong with this, though.
-Oh, no, I don't wear thongs. I have a very fussy taint.
You just have to build up a callus. Right, Brayla?

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jimg2000
Oct 29, 2016

***Warning Profanity***
“Mom, this guy wants to know if he can get 10% off his manicure because he only has nine fingers.
-Hang up. It's your grandpa pranking us.Nice try,
Gramps.
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Quotes are usually short. So are dicks, but sometimes you hit the jackpot.
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You know, everybody always said to us... "Enjoy your kids while they're young because it goes so fast." I don't know what the fxck they were talking about, because it seems like we'll never be done.We keep trying to pass you the baton. You won't take it. Take it! Just take the fxcking baton!”
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Without the dark night, we would never see the bright stars.
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I want you to be responsible so that I don't have to be. It is too stressful sleeping with you on a pull-out couch in your friend's dining room.
-She is not my friend. She was our bug man.
I need to learn to be more irresponsible otherwise I'm going to be hazed so bad in college.

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Mar 03, 2017

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