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Moms have this thing where they know stuff that should be impossible to know. Like that you didn't eat you carrot sticks at lunch, or that it was you who put the ham slice in the CD player to see what ham sounded like, or that your undead zombie goldfish hypnotized your neighbor's daughter and then tried to kill your evil scientist big brother but at the last minute changed its mind to save your life. You know, that kind of thing.